This one is authored by whacko missionaries in Africa.

Read about it on Snopes.com, just in case your great-aunt forwards you their ridiculous email.

Charismatic and Pentecostal churches are de rigeur in Appalachia, BTW. Rod Parsley’s church, for example, is Pentecostal, and part of the same Zionist Christian movement as John Hagee. Parsley and Hagee have endorsed John McCain, and McCain actually sought the Hagee endorsement.

I find it’s always helpful to consider the source, especially when Auntie Jane forwards that urgent email claiming that the entire country ‘needs to know this’.